wedding crashers

Wedding Crashers is one of my favorite movies and as many of my friends know, I quote it all the time. I wanted to share some of my favorite quotes. What are your favorite movies/movie quotes?

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"

"[sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair."

"Yeah! Crabcakes and Football. That's what Maryland does!"

"What's wrong with you?
What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
No, what's wrong with you?
No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
Drop it.
You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
Drop it!
Team player!"

"He lived with his mom till he was forty! She tried to poison his oatmeal!"
"Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both counts!"

"I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
Soft mattress?
Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep. "

"Wow. Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. That's got to be an interesting combination.
I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a problem with that?
Not nearly as much as I do with the attire that you have on, or just your general point of view towards everybody. But let's go kill some birds. I'm psyched. "

"Mom! The meat loaf!"

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